dylan-gould:

egosumluxmundi:

Gods you humans are boring. 

Considering what other human lives are like, I’d consider mine much more exciting and rewarding.

I’m currently a human and I’m a King and you’re a bitch.

3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:12am
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Anonimo asked: HA yeah sure ok. Ruling in insigificant universes. That makes me real jealous.

I cannot squint harder at my screen. 

3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:09am

dylan-gould:

toughasnailsfemme:

dylan-gould:

Excuse me?  I enjoy an enormous amount of things in my life!

Name a few that the Decepticons haven’t forbidden you from having or those that you keep yourself from enjoying. I might change my mind if you can.

Suits, alcohol, porn, buying things, material objects, a human underling.  

Gods you humans are boring. 

3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:09am
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paging-dr-zaius:

egosumluxmundi:

You’d have to come here and bow to me. 

I am without a vessel, otherwise I would.

Then you will starve. 

3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:05am
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Anonimo asked: Oh look your the king of a planet no one cares about. In a universe no one cares about.

Oh look you’re jealous that I’m still better than you even at my worst. 

3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:05am

lordandleader replied to your post: After all

Of what dirtball?

Kerirons

It’s east of Malgus and north of Aurex. The Universe itself is so new it has no official name. Only a couple billion years. The humans here use magic primarily and technology escapes them. I taught them about irrigation and they proclaimed me their king. 

#lordandleader  
3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:04am
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After all

I am the emperor of this wretched dirt ball now. 

3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:02am
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paging-dr-zaius:

egosumluxmundi:

paging-dr-zaius:

…have any food on that planet?

Of course I have food.

..may I..have some..

You’d have to come here and bow to me. 

3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:02am
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paging-dr-zaius:

egosumluxmundi:

paging-dr-zaius replied to your post: Do I even want to know what is going on around…

…You’re still around. Kh.

Well, yes.

After I took over the planet I was sent to (mortals are so easy to bend) I decided to have them invent true technology and now I have a makeshift computer at my….fingertips.

…have any food on that planet?

Of course I have food.

3 mesi fa on 02/10/12 at 12:01am
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paging-dr-zaius replied to your post: Do I even want to know what is going on around…

…You’re still around. Kh.

Well, yes.

After I took over the planet I was sent to (mortals are so easy to bend) I decided to have them invent true technology and now I have a makeshift computer at my….fingertips.

#paging-dr-zaius  
3 mesi fa on 02/09/12 at 11:59pm
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